Best parts of the sign? The dead goat pictured in the corner, and the second to last item on the menu.
You can barely see them, but underneath the picture on the 'magic fingers' side there used to be two holes that have now been patched up with cement. We spent many a ridiculous ride to work speculating on just what the purpose of those holes was. Do the magic fingers come out of the holes? Do you have to stick your hands into the holes - a la Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? To our dismay we discovered it's really just a 'barbing salon' (ie a plastic chair and an umbrella where someone will cut your hair).
For your delicious.
Kind of hard to read. It says 'God Love This Compand' (sic)